"Mama is my heart beating? I don't want to do anything. I'm a sponge."
"If you could have anything in the world for dinner, what would you have?"
(Cranky face): "Tuna melt."
"My sunglasses are white like glisering snow!"
"I was thinking about muesli in the middle of the night."
"Why were you thinking about muesli in the middle of the night?"
"Because I was just thinkin' about it."
"Do you want a smorgasbord for lunch?"
"Yeah! What is it?.... Does it have chocolate?"
"What are some things that make you emotional and excited?"
"I love this chicken I do I do. "
"It's actually salmon."
"I love this salmon I do I do."
"I love you mom. I love you just because you are beautiful and pretty. And when I grow up to be like dad I can use markers." (or something like that)
"Those are pretty flowers!"
"Do you know who got them for me?"
"Why did Daddy get them for me?"
"Because he loves you and you wanted pretty flowers."
Simon loves to sing the Real Salt Lake (soccer) chant and one day it turned into a special rendition of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star": "Zoom across the world so high... Zoom zoom!"
"I'm staying in my bed for 100 weeks. I'm not going with you on a walk."
I asked Simon what he wanted for dinner:
"Oh. Cookie Pie."